Classified: “China 2012″

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As you can see, this”student” is very cunningly leaning her face towards the camera, tilting her head ever so slightly to one side for an innocent appearance, making her the most obvious feature of the picture. However, this sweet looking facade is in fact a nefarious red herring placed there with the implicit intent of drawing the viewer’s attention away from the real object of interest–the white wallet.

Said wallet is suspiciously large–much larger than is necessary to hold credit cards and dollar bills. While the contents are as of yet unknown, our sources suggest that there may be highly sensitive information stored within. As the “student’s” hand is placed suspiciously close to the edge of the railing for holding such valuable contents, this is presumably the drop off point. As such, her contact must be nearby. Our agents are still analyzing the photo for further information, however, it has been agreed that the most likely suspect is the center figure on the foremost boat. Looking closely, one can see that this unknown is slyly peeking out from behind a pole, hiding behind a pink board so glaring that it must be a form of reverse psychology, designed to hide the holder by being so obvious.

Whereabouts of the “wallet” are as of yet unknown. Our sources lost track of it shortly after the taking of this photograph.