Miranda Gindling as born [link to baby picture: crying and squirming] small, pink, and wrinkly on June 28th, 1995.
[picture of paper with many little squiggly shapes made when I was about two (note, this may have to be fake because it’s the kind of thing we throw away)]
She began to write before she could speak, although obviously not in English.
She attended happy little Quaker schools [link to FCS name and picture with happy blue man] where they said “conflict” instead of “fight.” She learned to write there, but not in cursive.
[pictures side-by-side: 4th or 5th grade writing notebook closed with decorated cover, then notebook open to pages of writing]
She also conceived a love of cats [link to picture of crazy-looking cat lady with many, many cats]
Now in high school, she is home-schooled and attends classes at the University of Maryland [link to angry terp picture], and is applying to the University of Cambridge in England [link to picture of queen with tea and scones], and she is planning to be in Denmark {link to YouTube of opening of the movie Terrible Happy, dubbed from Danish, with dark, dreary swamps and over voice telling a story about a two-headed cow crawling out of a swamp]
[one of my drawings of a fluffy, big-eared alien]
