Comments on: Arguing is fun!

By: Benjy

Benjy — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 03:36:06 +0000

But seriously, you could have not have been more wrong. The poster of one “Mittens Romney you are referring to was not posted in the DC subway, but in the New York one! Given my proximity to the Nation’s capital, it would have been rather illogical for me to protest something. Not to mention the fact that you have my political views completely wrong. My “Forward” background is a mockery of Obama’s socialist, post-colonialist, heathen worldview; it is clear to even the simplest American that he was to turn the USA into the USSR! My father, an immigrant from England, would never express proudness over my support of a Commie. The sign in question is, however, a Romney ad, indicating that Obamacare is a “government takeover of medicare.” I am protesting the sign because language is far too soft. Calling the Obama regime a government does not do justice to its violent, autocratic nature. It is an Commo-Islamofacist dictatorship. I am standing up for freedom, justice and the American way, and trying to tell the liberal, Mitt Romney, to man up and stop caving into to political correctness.

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By: Kelsey H.

Kelsey H. — Mon, 15 Oct 2012 21:27:59 +0000

But alas, you are wrong! This photo is not, in fact, a photo of Maryland’s youngest linebacker but actually Maryland’s youngest student. She enrolled in the university at age 9 months after having passed the SATs with a 2390 (she lost 10 points because her name was illegible – she’s still working on her motor skills with her mommy.) She is currently double majoring in business and neuroscience, but she plans to go back and get several different PhDs in various fields, including chemistry, once she’s old enough to do labs involving fire. Being that she is extremely adorable, she instantly became a favorite among her classmates and regularly sits on their laps during lectures.

Audrey is pictured here swatting at the camera because she opts to stay out of the limelight wherever possible – she is obviously hounded by paparazzi, being that she is a certified genius who many believe will discover the cure to cancer and start up a tech company that will trump Apple. Right now, however, she really just wants to be a normal baby, and spends a lot of time teaching basic arithmetic and vocabulary to her more esteemed peers at her after-college day care. Her more immediate life goals include taking her first steps and graduating from the sippy cup.

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By: Kelsey H.

Kelsey H. — Mon, 15 Oct 2012 12:47:09 +0000

Ahahaha Beena, you’re brilliant.

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By: Benjy

Benjy — Mon, 15 Oct 2012 02:46:17 +0000

You saw through my ruse as easily as you saw through the text message’s box, which I thought obscured the Obama logo in my lock screen. Crafty Ohio Republicans…

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