But alas, you are wrong! This photo is not, in fact, a photo of Maryland’s youngest linebacker but actually Maryland’s youngest student. She enrolled in the university at age 9 months after having passed the SATs with a 2390 (she lost 10 points because her name was illegible – she’s still working on her motor skills with her mommy.) She is currently double majoring in business and neuroscience, but she plans to go back and get several different PhDs in various fields, including chemistry, once she’s old enough to do labs involving fire. Being that she is extremely adorable, she instantly became a favorite among her classmates and regularly sits on their laps during lectures.
Audrey is pictured here swatting at the camera because she opts to stay out of the limelight wherever possible – she is obviously hounded by paparazzi, being that she is a certified genius who many believe will discover the cure to cancer and start up a tech company that will trump Apple. Right now, however, she really just wants to be a normal baby, and spends a lot of time teaching basic arithmetic and vocabulary to her more esteemed peers at her after-college day care. Her more immediate life goals include taking her first steps and graduating from the sippy cup.
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